For all those affected by the earthquake in China

Its things like this which really make you put your problems into perspective. Our prayers are with those affected by the earthquake.

How big is London Boris?

I have a bad feeling about this guy... can't quite put my finger on it but theres something about him which makes me scared for London's future. Well, i mean apart from the fact that he DOES NOT see a problem with the divide between rich and poor, which is great if you're rich ... but not so great otherwise. Oh yeah, and he also whole heartedly believes that George Bush "liberated Iraq" never mind that the whole point of the war was to find oil ... oh sorry i mean "Weapons of Mass Destruction" . Well if you were'nt sceptical allready, here are a few of our favourtite quotes:

"My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters."

"The problem is not that we were once in charge, but that we are not in charge any more... Consider Uganda, pearl of Africa, as an example of the British record. ... the British planted coffee and cotton and tobacco, and they were broadly right... If left to their own devices, the natives would rely on nothing but the instant carbohydrate gratification of the plantain. ... The best fate for Africa would be if the old colonial powers, or their citizens, scrambled once again in her direction; on the understanding that this time they will not be asked to feel guilty"

"The proposed ban on incitement to “religious hatred” make no sense unless it involves a ban on the Koran itself"

"They say he (Blair) is shortly off to the Congo. No doubt the AK47s will fall silent, and the pangas will stop their hacking of human flesh, and the tribal warriors will all break out in Watermelon smiles to see the big white chief touch down in his big white British taxpayer-funded bird"

I think the general feeling is that, no matter who u vote, and what they stand for, things always manage to take a tragic turn for the worst. It has to be said though, only Londoners would vote a man who looks like an extra from Sesame Street.

Beware the ankle swinger

Now i know ankle swingers are suppossed to be the new trend....hmmm im not convinced. For anyone who is under twenty-five ankle swingers bring back nothing but bad memories. Do you remember the dinner lady who smelt like chip-pan fat? What did she always used to wear... you remember dont you? That's right it was ankle swingers. Remember when you used to beg your mum for some new trousers because everyone can see your dry ankle? So im begging you, please. Do not run to the store to collect this new item, it will not make you 'cool', it will make you will look poor!